a place for my writing desire..

Sumpah ini ga jelas bgt, asal ngetik gw, sekarang gw yakin kalo otak gw bermasalah, dia bekerja secara berkebalikan, sesuatu yang direncanakan malah tak terjamah, oh.. hello tugas menumpuk, *balik lagi ngerjain tugas*

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I really don’t understand how did I get involve into this crap. All I know is, I was in my first class in my homeland after 3 years spending my ass of on the other land where you can find hamburgers or hotdogs or both on every 5 steps you took when someone, no the professor tapped my shoulder and ask for a firkin whiteboard eraser, frik! So there I was kicked out from class to grab a whiteboard eraser from janitor’s room. When I was about turning my heels out, someone knocked on me an pushed me back to the janitor’s room, and click, the door was locked, with me and a total stranger inside.

GOOD!

And now I just hoping that the stranger wasn’t a pervert, coz as funny as it sounds, I still am a virgin, and bein trapped in a dark room with a stranger with 99% probability of bein a man is not an option to choose when you want to keep your virginity. And this person heavy breathing was not helping my situation at all, either because he was running his life off or just turned on, I’d love to prefer the first option though.

“Ibwayo!” I tried to catch his attention, but he remains silent, all I heard was his still heavy breathing and just sounded like a person who has a hyperventilating problem.

Wait.

Hyperventilating?

Frik! Okay, just don’t panic.

“Ibwayo!!! Are you having a claustrophobia attack?? Sir! Oh my god!! Can you breath??” that was my un-panic ranting FYI, coz I tend to be ballistic over the issue of.. well, something danger.

And he just breath heavier which sent me to my second stage of panic, ok, I have a panic issue, there.

Believe or not, I started to have cold sweat all over my back, while goosebumps spread neatly on my arms and neck, oh God!

“Sir, y..you n..need ttto ca calm down.. or or you’ll faint” I don’t know but I couldn’t help stammering my self, and the second the word faint escape my lips, I heard the craziest sound of the day.

“bugh..” and there goes he fainted.

Third stage of panic anyone??

“HELP!!!!!!!” I pounded the door with my fists till they’re hurt like a b*tch. “Oh my holy god!! Damn it, my first come back and all I got is a fainted stranger!!! Thanks a lot God!!!”

I pounded harder, coz I don’t think the stranger had planned to wake up quickly. Oh, shit! How long is it since he fainted?? Do I have to give him a CPR or something to regain his consciousness?

I walked to him and press my fingers to his wrist to feel his pulse, normal.

His temperature, normal. I run my hand on his face to feel his feature, the nose was familiar, to familiar that a name was actually pop out on my pea brain.

His body suddenly jerked and he began to breath heavily again. “Oh, my god!!!”

Without second thought I pressed my lips on his, I lift his neck for the oxygen, and pinch his nose. I was still doing my best CPR I could muster when I felt a hand pushed my neck and the stranger sucked my bottom lip. FREAK!! He kissed me! But somehow I enjoyed it, thanks to my dirty brain.

And next thing I knew was, the door busted open and for morons standing and pointing to our direction while laughing their ass of, on of them with panda eyes even took a picture with his phone. I pushed the stranger who is now smiling like the other four morons; I wanted to slap him so bad, that I begin to cry and showered his board chest with my infamous will-never-hurts-you-slaps.

“Mian Shinbi yah, but that’s what you got when you didn’t even tell us about your comeback!” the stranger said while grabbing my hands to stop me from slapping him.

“You.. guys.. I hate you.. hiks” between my sobs, then he hugged me tight.

“Sorry dear..” he said, how I miss the sound of him calling me dear, 3 years of separation and LDR was more than enough. i actually wanted to give him a surprise but, he beat me, like always, “Miss you like crazy dear..”

“Me too, Dae.”

And with that the 4 other morons cheered up and listing their favorite food, a signal for my already thin wallet.

A week passed since the janitor’s room incident, I just want to faint then and there when I read the headline of the newspaper I just bought.

“Bigbang’s Kang Daesung love life revealed, captured: kissing on janitor’s room, private much?”

Just like 4 years ago when I started dating him, I received glare and hate comments, even before they’re debuting.

Oh, well. I think I trained enough to confront this situation, so say hello to the world full of antis just because your 4 years relationship has revealed.

Park Shinbi signing off!

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